“I’m just gonna say it I think I’m beating u in raw athleticism Ahmed u pushing 30 fat and crippled”

“guys come on i’m at least top 3. honestly top 2”

“I never see mohit in the gym (he doesn’t need it) but I see david there all the time and he never gets better”

“pam #1”

“Pam forsure near the bottom”

“Mohit can also squat 185 forsure. He just can’t run, jump, cut, sprint, throw, kick, etc. But that’s different”

“Idk about ahmed dude is crippled”

“come fight me immediately little boy”

“that’s awful nick”

“They probably wouldn’t listen to someone fat like Ahmed”

“I’ve seen you move, I’m not worried. Bricks for feet”

“Let’s run it next week. Don’t hurt yourself old man”

“And yet you stand even with pam. Shoulder to shoulder. Stand tall; you are strong”

“Unironically better than you at tennis”

“I have a punching bag with all of your faces to remind me of what’s at stake”

“i would’ve been #1 nicky poo”

“so she’s fine with coming in last?”

“See you on the distance race big dog”

“Good luck with your one category Nick”

“So it’s settled Nick #1. Pam / Ahmed #2. David < Mohit”

“Pam you played sports in high school, I LEFT high school to play sports there is no way you think you’re more athletic than me 😭”

“I just don’t get where the confidence comes from with a former semi-pro athlete and a former D1 athlete in here but I don’t mind humbling people”

“OK, well the whole thing is next year when we're doing it right? I'm telling you if we're all fit next year, you at your fittest, me and my fittest, I'm dusting you in nearly every single event like without even, like, close competition. Like you're not faster than me, you're not more agile than me.”

“Me moving as a gay cripple is still better than most people man. When will yall understand”

“Mohit I’ll dust you too. In this shape”

“I don’t care what comp y’all want, it’s mine to lose”